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Work Stress: 40 Quick Quips For When You Crack

For those days at work when you’ve reached breaking point and don’t mind being hauled in for disciplinary action (been there, done that, got the 6-month suspended sentence) or possibly fired.

  • I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
  • I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
  • I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
  • I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  • It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

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