What the hell is this? If you thought it was a medieval siege weapon, or something used to hunt whales, you’d be sorely mistaken.
This contraption is called The Plow and is classified as a premiere fucking machine according to its website [NSFW – porn].
Priced in the $500 to S750 range, The Plow is being marketed to people who need a sex machine that won’t break the bank (but it may break your privates). It features a quiet motor, stroke adjustability, and is powder coated in gloss black for beauty. It comes with the standard attachment system but optional dildos can be purchased.
This machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to focus more on your pleasure and less on your mechanical abilities.
Read more about 17 more disturbing sex toys at Cracked.com [NSFW].
[via Asylum]