OnelargeprawnCollider is a new physics based game by Dan Russell-Pinson, where you need to remove all charged particles from level. You do this by crashing positively charged particles into negatively charged ones, and vice versa.
You start each level with a few particles in your pocket – place these using the mouse, click Play, and let gravity do the rest. Click Rewind if you’ve made a mistake. There are 25 levels with some great, spacey music.
Get particle-smashing with Collider at Kongregate.
Monday is a terrible way to end a perfectly good weekend. I’m always in a funk; it has something do with work avoidance as my extremely-overpaid therapist tells me. She licks her own ass, her breath smells of stanky fish, and she spends most of the day sleeping, so I hardly think she’s an expert in the field of psychotherapy. But she does look very cute, and is always eager to sit on my lap and knead my crotch region for hours on end. Which brings me to our timewaster for today, Civiballs.
In this puzzler that takes place in Greece, Egypt and China, you need to get your multicoloured balls into the similarly-coloured receptacles. Use your knife to cut the chains and release the balls. Play Civiballs at Kongregate.
Woohoo! I completely loved the first Perfect Balance game. Lucy Furr wasn’t impressed but that’s because she busy smoking fags and chasing your boys when she should have been attending physics class. Ah, but I digress.
In the latest version of the physics puzzle game by ttursas, aptly titled New Trials, you rotate and stack shapes once again in the pursuit of perfect balance. There are 30 new frustrating levels!
Play Perfect Balance: New Trials at Kongregate.
Being the grim reaper has its perks – black is always a fashionable colour, and no one in the right mind is going to pick a fight with a scythe-carrying skeleton. Perfect for Friday the 13th, Bloody Fun Day is an addictive puzzler where you get to play as the reaper bringing death upon cute little critters and and harvesting their tasty souls.
Each movement on the board decreases your health and if your health reaches zero, you’ll perish. To stay alive, you need to kill the red cuties to regenerate health; killing the other cuties will help charge various special powers that make it easier to get to the red cuties. You’ll need to plan a path out and think a few steps ahead – avoid getting into a spot where you have nowhere to go or have to stomp on eggs to get to the cuties.
Play Bloody Fun Day at Kongregate.
Working on Monday is like haemorrhoids, I try to avoid it as best as I can. And playing Unstack surely beats a pain in the ass any day. In this physics-based puzzle game by Playcrafter, you control Zeeb to move blocks and photon guns so that the energy balls wake your monster friend.
Play Unstack at Kongregate – via I am Bored.