This would ring a bell for all the men who stayed in university residences whilst trying to complete their Bachelor of Alcoholism degrees. I’m proud to say I’ve never witnessed dudes jerking off in the shower, but is seems the University of Michigan is fed up with unruly semen clogging up their pipes. They have made adjustments to their honor code, outlawing masturbation in the showers:
Found via YesButNoButYes.