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Top 20 Movie Insults

When it comes to laying down the insults, I’m as handy as a male stripper at a lesbian hen night. Movies, on the other hand, are chock-full with put-downs. From retards trying to fuck doornobs to smelly pirate hookers, TheShiznit compiled a list of the top 20 movie blow-offs. See them after jump.

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Massive Damage: Top 10 Most Brutal Knockouts

Momma said knock you out.

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Leave the Toilet Seat Up

crying childI’ve been trained to leave the toilet seat down, but I now questioning this decision, for good reason I think.

Livescience reports that some British doctors are advising that toilets seats should be left up as heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seat could fall down onto the penises of unsuspecting toddlers.

Doctors who have treated such “penis-crush” injuries offer the following tips:

  • Use toilet seats that fall slowly and with reduced momentum.
  • Heavier toilet seats could be banned in houses with male infants.
  • Households with male infants should consider leaving the toilet seat up after use.
  • Toddlers should be educated to hold the toilet seat up with one hand while urinating.

So there you have it. The first public service announcement from the onelargeprawn blog. Keep those toddler penises safe from harm this festive period ;)