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Hollywood Actors as Russian Generals

The French invasion of Russia of 1812 didn’t quite go according to plan. Napoleon Bonaparte’s Grande Armée of 500,000 were whittled down to a meagre 27,000 in six months and their embarrassed leader beat a hasty retreat to Paris. The Emperor of Russia at the time, Alexander I, was no doubt pleased as punch to have won, and commissioned an Englishman named George Dawe painted 329 portraits of Russian generals who were instrumental in the victory against the French.

The person/people behind Replaceface use Dawe’s portrait paintings in a rather humourous way. They substitute the heads of the Russian military men with those of leading men of another kind — Hollywood actors. The older actors, gentleman such as Alan Rickman, Bill Murray, and Stephen Fry fit the part and look like they could have been generals. Robert Pattinson, on the other hand, looks like a bit of a dick.

Have a gander at some of the celebrity generals after the jump.

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Ken Block Shows Hollywood Hoon

Little did I know, but a hoon is a derogatory term used to describe someone who likes to drive fast and/or dangerously. Ken Block is known as a veritable master of hoonage and in his latest video, Mr. Block makes the backlot of Universal Studios his playground. Shot in an explosive Hollywood style, Block is on fire as he crashes his modified Ford Fiesta through buildings, avoids animatronic sharks, and runs circles around a Segway-driving simian. If this is your kind of thing, then here’s nine minutes of Ken Block doing what he does best in GYMKHANA FOUR: THE HOLLYWOOD MEGAMERCIAL.

[via +Scott Beale]

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2009 Razzie Nominees Announced

Ok, so a certain Academy has released a list of nominees for their upcoming awards show. It has all the attention in Hollywood at the moment. There is one award show, however, that is one of the least anticipated – the Razzies. Dishonoring the very worst to come out of Hollywood year after year since 1980, the Razzie Awards will take place on the night before the Oscars.

Hit the jump to see the nominees. And let us know your predictions in the comments.