All this time I was under the impression that I controlled my fate. Now I found out there is a god, and he is vengeful.
[via BlackNotes]
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With the internet being what it is, new memes are as virulent as those unsolicited STDs you caught on the weekend (don’t worry I won’t tell anyone). And Ceiling Cat is a character spawned by the popular Lolcat meme. Word has it that the voyeuristic feline teleports between houses and pokes his head through holes in the ceiling. Why? To watch people masturbate. See below.
I can imagine you are about to pose this question: “But I don’t have a hole in my ceiling. Will this guarantee I won’t get spotted?“
The answer is NO – If there is no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one, so it’s advisable to put your cock away.
Perving aside, Ceiling Cat can lay waste to planets with his eye lazers. Oh, he also hates Jews.
BONUS: Ceiling Cat now available in papercraft!
Make your own and stick him anywhere.
God hasn’t taken too kindly to The Dark Knight like getting totally snubbed for a Best Picture nomination at the upcoming Oscars. He wrote a letter.
Click the image to see it bigger.
– via Holy Taco.