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Featured Flash Games Weirdness

Robot Unicorn Attack!

Have your ever dreamed that you were a beautiful robot unicorn bounding about a purple landscape with the sounds of Erasure’s Always gently caressing your ears? It’s OK for you to admit it, we won’t judge you. In fact we’re here to tell you, you don’t need to dream anymore!

From Adult Swim comes an addictive flash game where you can act out your equine fantasies. In a similar mechanic to Canabalt, Robot Unicorn Attack tasks you with running as far and fast as you can, collecting butterflies and avoiding obstacles along the way.

Now run my friend, run free like the majestic unicorn you’ve long yearned to be. Play Robot Unicorn Attack now!

The game make take a moment to load so be patient. It’s been played 27,964,553 times so it’s a teensy bit popular. When you’re done, drop us a comment with your top score.

[via SLACKERJACK]

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Flash Games

Obey The Game

When I was a child I never listened to instructions unless my life was at stake. My mother clearly knew this and every time I disobeyed she would tell me that she’s packing her bags and will be on the next first class flight out of here. I had no idea about the price of plane tickets at the time, and fearing I would die of starvation, I would then do what I was told.

Much like life, games are based on sets of rules and in Obey the Game you play as an elephant who needs to complete a variety of timed challenges. You need to do as you’re told, unless told otherwise. Sometimes obeying/disobeying instructions can be harder than you think, and failing to do so loses you a life. Lose five lives and the pachyderm gets it.

Play Obey The Game at Kongregate and let us know how many levels you manage to complete.

[via Jay is Games]

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Awesomeness Featured Flash Games

Continuity: An Awesome Tile-Sliding Platformer

I was on Twitter and picked up a vibe that @NickdeBruyne from LazyGamer may be getting bored, something that was realized when tweeted this: “OK, I’m really bored now.”

So I made it my goal this afternoon to keep him occupied, a task that didn’t prove too difficult. I suggest that Nick try Continuity, an awesome tile-sliding puzzle platformer from Ragtime Games, a bunch of university students from Gothenburg, Sweden. Here are Nick’s responses.

RT: @onelargeprawn: @NickdeBruyne Have you played Continuity? http://www.continuitygame.com >> DAMMIT DUDE CUT IT OUT lolol

@onelargeprawn This game is quite freaking awesome though

@onelargeprawn OK seriously dude, screw you, now my afternoon is going to be wasted

Another satisfied customer. I feel good. And now it seems @JustPlainGeoff has gotten wind of it too.

RT: @NickdeBruyne: @onelargeprawn This game is quite freaking awesome though//Listen Prawn. F*ck you for screwing up my Friday productivity.

Oh and @andyroyal pipes in.

RT @NickdeBruyne: I think we can all agree that @onelargeprawn is the cock of the day <= I second that… DAMN YOU

Where I come from, we take things like “screw you” and “F*ck you” as signs of respect and gratitude, so you chaps are more than welcome ;-) If you’d like to find out what Nick, Geoff, and Andy are so engrossed in, head to www.continuitygame.com.

[via CreativeApplications.Net]

BONUS: If you’re on Twitter, you can also follow Ragtime Games and if you haven’t done so, follow us.

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Flash Games

Play This: Multitask

The aim of this game is to see if you have the skill to play multiple games simultaneously. Got it? I certainly didn’t and lasted a pitiful 58 seconds on my first attempt. I fail at life.

Play Multitask at Kongregate. Drop us a comment with your score.

[via Zoomdoggle]