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Cape Town Ablaze!

I love my sleep and can usually drown out most distractions – the snoring, sounds of gunfire, the kitties trying to get under the sheets. The sweet sounds of the alarm clock and delicate aroma of cooking oats that I usually wake up to got replaced with wailing police sirens and choking smoke. I thought I woke up in someone else’s nightmare but the situation is all too real.

Cape Town’s ablaze, the mountain is dotted with fires, residents in Vredehoek have been evacuated, and I’ve been sneezing like a motherfucker. Altogether not a very happy situation.

Here are some pics.


Image credit: Short-sighted Shooter


Image credit: TristanOwen


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More than a 100 fire-fighters are busy battling the blaze that apparently began in area of bush and grass on Table Mountain behind the University Of Cape Town and near Vredehoek. Three firefighters have been injured thus far. Our hearts go out to the people and animals affected by the blaze.

See more images at Imod, read the news story at News24 and IOL, and keep up with the Tweets.

Update: So it’s a few hours later and the fire carries on. Ash is all over the place, and four helicopters are flying through the smoky skies. Feels like I’ve smoked a carton of ciggies. Euch. Here’s a quick snap from my house.

According to the latest article on News24, two bergies sustained third degree burns, five firefighters were injured, 60 people were evacuated, no property had been damaged, and De Waal drive will be closed for most of the day.

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Cautionary Tales Weirdness

The Cycle of Life: Man Burns Dog, Dog Burns House, House Burns Man

McAllen, Texas – In an odd case of Hispanic-on-Pomeranian violence, a 35-year old man is being charged with arson after he doused a small puppy with fuel and ignited the dog inside his girlfriend’s house. The flaming Pomeranian ran about the apartment, and set alight some fuel that the man had spilt on the floor. That fire then burnt the man, his girlfriend, and part of the house’s interior.

The man is being treated for severe burns over much of his body, and once an arrest warrant has been issued, could face attempted murder, aggravated assault, and animal cruelty charges. The Pomeranian also survived the attack, coming away with little or no injury.

Full article at TheMonitor – via Plime.

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Cautionary Tales

I incinerated your $731 million hotel – oops my bad

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I can’t even begin to imagine spending 731 million not-Zim dollars on something, nevermind watching the whole lot go up in smoke. Needless to say I would be more than a little upset if this had been my very nearly completed luxury hotel, and all I got for it was “sorry”. Sorry doesn’t fit in my pocket arseholes!

Apparently according to the Daily Mail, what happened to cause this towering inferno (punalicious 10 points for moi!) was that some illegal/unauthorised Lunar New Year celebratory fireworks set off by a Chinese television station in Beijing, sent showers of sparks in the Mandarin Oriental’s general direction, at which point the whole place went up in flames. Nice.

The shooting flames sent off huge plumes of black smoke and showered the ground with embers. A fireman died after inhaling toxic gases when fighting the fire, Xinhua news agency said. Seven people were injured, including six firefighters.

Crews had largely extinguished the larger flames about three hours after the fire began, although hotspots continued to flicker.

And things looked even more depressing in the harsh light of day.

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Any ideas what the moral of this story might be? Go on don’t bashful – leave a comment.