Tag: condoms

Categories
Awesomeness Gaming News

Donkey Shlong! Playing it Safe With Game Boy Condoms

After many hours of gaming, Niel Bekker over at News 24 Games has learned a lot about the minefield that relationships can be. For example, the virtual world is not as full of slappers as 32-year-old Nico Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV would have thought. Oh no, he had to wine and dine, learn his lady’s preferences, and endure awkward moments before he got down to the good stuff. We hope he had protection on him, specifically the rad rubbers by designer Ben Marsh.

Although not a real product, his Game Boy themed pack of condoms caters for all tastes and sizes:

  • Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
  • Heat – Dong
  • Tingle – Bone Zone 2
  • Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
  • X Safe – Sextris
  • Large – Donkey Shlong

Have a look at his set of playable prophylactics after the hump.

Continue reading “Donkey Shlong! Playing it Safe With Game Boy Condoms”
Categories
Photoworthy Site Announcements

World AIDS Day 2009

I know I come across as a misanthrope because I am one, but I wouldn’t wish HIV or AIDS on my least favourite people (not going to mention names because I just don’t have the money to hire a good lawyer right now and the list would take up loads of space and you’d get bored and probably scared reading it). So peeps please practice safe sex on World AIDS Day and everyday – it’s really not that difficult. Oh and for those smart arses reading this, I know that HIV can be spread other ways, but unprotected sex is the most common way it’s transferred.

On a related note, Prawn and I were at the Ocean View police station last night – long story – and I was really pleased to see that they had loads of free condoms and femidoms prominently displayed right next to the front desk. I couldn’t resist snapping a photo of a rather amusing visual pun created by the profilactics and the station’s notice board, check it … after the jump.

Continue reading “World AIDS Day 2009”

Categories
Cautionary Tales Video Clips

Tufty the Squirrel is Very Naughty

Tufty the Squirrel has been a road safety icon in the UK since the 1960s. On his day off, Tufty and Bobby Brown Rabbit are playing football, when Bobby accidentally boots the ball out of the garden and under a fast moving truck. Stuck for things to do Tufty heads off to find a prostitute. See what happens next.

[via Buzzfeed]