Now this is fun time-waster. With a new online hero generator called “The Hero Factory”, you can build you own super hero from the ground up, with several options for facial types, upper body and lower body costumes, suit colors, weapons, and accessories. The 80’s throwback soundtrack is an excellent touch.
Like all hormonal men, I long to be a super hero. I certainly couldn’t be one at work though. The only place to change into my body-hugging, crotch-enhancing supersuit would be in the toilets, and the noxious fumes in there would knock me the fuck out! With that in mind, here’s my attempt:
Don’t let the trident fool you, his special weapon is in the rear – his farts come straight from Satan’s bottom.
Create your own super hero at The Hero Factory. And drop us a line if you’ve made one you’re especially proud of.