Whichever way you try it, bestiality is impractical. But that didn’t prevent a drunk Russian man from trying to get jiggy with a furry raccoon. The raccoon, Mildred (*not real name*) obviously had a headache or didn’t want to put out on the first date, and promptly spurned Alexander Kirilov’s advances by biting off his penis!
Plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
Full article at The Sun.