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You Are My Favorite Buddha Call

I heard this yesterday and laughed, hysterically so. In something similar to “Cheaters” but on the radio, Supersnake, the host of Kiss FM’s show “I Knew You Was a Snake” accepts a call from an Indian wife, who thinks that her arranged husband, Raj, may be cheating on her. She asks Supersnake to help confirm her suspicions.

I don’t want to spoil any of it for you, so have a listen to the clip below, it’s 10 minutes long but totally worth it.

If the player doesn’t work for you, download the file from here.

[thanks Lucy Furr]

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“Inappropriate Workplace” Takes Offensive Behaviour to New Extremes

The workplace can be a treacherous minefield. You need to watch your step lest you step into the wrong meeting or walk in on co-workers fucking their brains outs. I cannot speak from experience – the companies I’ve worked for are so boring they make graveyards look interesting.

In the “Inappropriate Workplace” video series from Atom.com some absurd office scenarios are taken to the extreme. We follow hapless worker Duane as he is thrust into very uncomfortable spots. In the very first episode Dwayne’s female manager asks him for assistance with a “plug and play” problem. I would not wish this on my worst enemy.

Find five more episodes after the jump.

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Woman Bites off Lover’s Penis in Car Crash

Oh sweet baby Jesus! This the true pain that comes from a romantic tryst gone wrong.

Metro.co.uk reports that an adulterous boss and his secretary were having an affair in a car in a Singapore park when their good times was cut short, so to speak, by a reversing van. The 30-year old secretary was performing fellatio on her boss and the impact of the crash caused her to bite her lover’s penis off!

It that’s not humiliating enough, this whole incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband. The detective said that the car ‘shook violently’, was then hit by the van, and a woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood. No word on whether the chomped love muscle survived the accident.

BONUS: Improve your car-sex technique with the Ca’a’sutra. It’s not in english, but the photos are self-explanatory. Oh and cartoon sex may be NSFW at some workplaces.