It’s not all Tom Ford suits and La Perla “Grigioperla” swimming shorts when it comes to being a 007 in the slums.
Category: Weirdness
Holy Freakin’ Bazookas Batman! Here at the Onelargeprawn blog we flit one crazyhead to another. And here’s the next exhibit at the circus. Brazil-born Sheyla Hershey is the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts, measuring in at an outrageous 38KKK!
5’3″ Hershey who lives in Houston, Texas, was a back-aching 34 FFF after eight surgeries, but she had dreams of even bigger mammaries. Texas law restrained her from getting the surgery done in the US – the state limits the amount of silicone that a person put in their body before it will, oh I don’t know, KILL THEM. To solve that issue, Hershey flew back to her native Brazil where sill health laws don’t apply as much, and got the necessary enhancements to push her to 38KKK.
Hit the jump for more pics. [Warning: very bad use of Photoshop filters]
Dominique Fisher is madder than a bag of ferrets. After meeting random man Wayne Robinson in Blackpool UK, she invited him to go to her flat in Blackburn the next day, for a “cup of tea”. Being the sex-loving type, Wayne happily agreed, and after the festivities, promptly went to bed. Drunk-as-fuck, he slept soundly through the night. And in the morning he woke up, not to breakfast in bed, but to find that she had carved “Dominique” on his right shoulder! He also had multiple slashes on his left shoulder and arm and a star design on his back.
Horrified Wayne had this to say about being branded:
“When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.”
“I’m scarred for life. I wish I’d never met her. I thought I was going there for a good time and if I’d known what was going to happen I’d never have gone near her flat.”
Full article at The Sun.
From Japan with love. Eyemaze the masters of casual amazement are famous for their quirky Grow series of games. It starts off with a simple idea. You need to pick seemingly arbitrary objects one-by-one and watch them grow towards a goal. The order in which you click the objects determines the outcome of the game as there is only one correct order that will create the most quirkiest, delightful (and complete) contraption. If you don’t get the order right, you’ll still get a fun, but different animation.
Click the links below to play the games at Eyemaze.
Grow ver.3 (Remake)
The solutions to the games can be found after the jump.
Brains are an acquired taste, and My Zombie Pin-Up showcases pin-ups who not only like brains, but would love to eat them too. Completely awesome and slightly disturbing at the same time.
Hit the jump to see Miss Zombie January through to Miss Zombie December.
Taken from Winston Rowntree’s indie-flavored webcomic, Subnormality. Click to see bigger.
An Alternate Reality
Get Rick Quick
Perspective Man
More at Subnormality [Warning: The dialogue can be hellishly fatiguing.] – via Cracked.com.
French artiste Patrick Segui is well known for his intricately carved dioramas, and in his Curiosa Natura exhibition, he creates a cabinet extraordinaire of deviant animalia, misfits, and oddities.
More images after the jump.
Issei Sagawa has to be one of the creepiest human beings I’ve ever seen. On the afternoon of June 12, 1981, 32-year old Sagawa leapt to fame for a cannibal murder the Japanese call Pari jinniku jiken (The Paris Human Flesh Incident). He had shot, killed, and ate bits of a female exchange student in his class the previous day, and was spotted by witnesses in the woods in Bois de Boulogne, France, trying to dump the corpse. He was arrested, but was exempted from prosecution as French psychologists found him to be legally insane at the time of the crime. He was sent home to Japan, and after a year in a mental hospital, he was set free.
Here’s an excerpt from his interview when asked about the first time he felt cannibalistic urges:
I was physically weak from the moment I was born. My legs were so skinny they looked like pencils. It was in the first grade of elementary school when I saw the quivering meat on a male classmate’s thighs and I suddenly thought, “Mmm, that looks delicious.” But I’m not homosexual, so from around the time I entered junior high school I became obsessed with the Western actress Grace Kelly—an obsession that lasted right through high school. That was the beginning of my infatuation with Occidental people. Before I knew it, tall, healthy-looking Western women became the trigger for my cannibalistic fantasies. I guess my infatuation with such women stemmed from the fact that I was short, ugly, and had an inferiority complex and therefore sought people who were the exact opposite of myself. Eventually, I began feeling a strong desire to bite into them—not to kill them or eat them per se, but merely to gnaw on their flesh. It was purely a form of sexual desire. It wasn’t like I felt like eating someone every time I was hungry. But you know how you tend to feel a stronger sexual desire when you’ve eaten a full meal? That’s when I would start feeling the urge to eat a girl. It’s absurd, right? In essence, it’s different from the type of hunger that people experience for food. This cannibalistic urge, where I’m going, “I want to eat human meat,” is a sort of sexual appetite, so if I don’t make sure that I ejaculate frequently enough, the desire only gets stronger and stronger.
Head to Vice Magazine for a full account of the urges behind and enactment of his cannabalistic desires.
Whichever way you try it, bestiality is impractical. But that didn’t prevent a drunk Russian man from trying to get jiggy with a furry raccoon. The raccoon, Mildred (*not real name*) obviously had a headache or didn’t want to put out on the first date, and promptly spurned Alexander Kirilov’s advances by biting off his penis!
Plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
Full article at The Sun.
Tessa Farmer’s miniature sculptures reinvigorate a belief in fairies, but not the fantasia as you know it. These fairies and hell’s angels are more sinister and goth, skipping the bus trip to wonderland in favour of torturing the insects around them.
Farmer’s mutated fairies stand barely 1cm tall and are created from plant, tree roots, and dead insects.
See more fairies after the jump.