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Gaming News Weirdness

Female Fighting Characters, They are Tricksy

Whenever Lucy Furr and I play a fighting game – be it Soul Calibur, Tekken, or Virtua Fighter – she always poons me. There I am trying to pull off some sweet moves with coordinated button presses but my character usually gets seven kinds of shit beaten out of it by Lucy’s “faith-in-chaos” button mashing technique. She lauds that over me every time.

Females are inherently tricksy, and so it would make sense for female characters in video games to be cunning as well using their bodily bits to full advantage. From lightning kicks that expose lady parts to distracting camel toe possibilities, Regretful Morning breaks down 8 female fighting characters with unfair advantages. Here are some of my favourites:

Xianghua

Unfair Advantage: Makes moaning noises while fighting

Morrigan

Unfair Advantage: Wears slutty bat costume, nipples poke out of clothing, punches at the sack region

Mai Shiranui

Unfair Advantage: Acts as if she were prey, strikes while opponent is stunned by epic cleavage

More at Regretful Morning.

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Cartoons & Comics Featured Video Clips Weirdness

The Most Terrifying Safety Video Ever

I’ve seen workplace safety in a completely new, vomit-inducing light thanks to this PSA video. This is not a parody, it’s an actual b-grade horror movie workplace safety video filled with pained screams, dismemberment, and bloody death that results from the actions of careless or inattentive employees. Enjoy.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Sports Weirdness

What’s that Smell? Soccer Player Farts, Get a Yellow Card

I couldn’t possibly make this shit up if I tried. During a game of footy somewhere in Manchester UK, a player was carded for passing gas. Chorlton Villa were playing rivals International Manchester, when Manchester were awarded a penalty.

As the spot kick was taken, One of Chorlton Villa’s players farted, and the penatly was saved. The referee, however, called foul and yellow carded the Villa player for cutting the cheese at an inopportune moment. Villa’s goalie was then given the red card for saying the ref was “the worst he had seen in years” and another Villa player was sent packing for expressing disbelief that his mate could be sent off letting rip a bottom burp.

Needless to say, Villa won the game 6-4 but now face a fine of GBP 97.00.

Full article at BBC News.

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Movies Risqué Video Clips Weirdness

Here be Dildos: The Brüno Trailer

Sacha Baron Cohen is back! Borat was crude and totally hilarious, and in the first trailer for his new movie, Brüno, Cohen goes down the same distasteful path but with added homosexual humour, more nudity, and of course, dildos.

As Bruno, the gay Austrian fashion reporter, Cohen causes a metric fuckton of trouble wherever he goes. The movie also known as Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt is due for release in July 2009 and has already been rated NC-17 by the US censors.

Watch the trailer below [Contains some NSFW content].

[via What Would Tyler Durden Do?]

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Arty Awesomeness Cartoons & Comics Featured Weirdness

Bendito Machine III

Peruvian-born Jossie Malis is an award-winning illustrator and animator who surely thinks out of the box.

His latest animated project, Bendito Machine III features an ancient civilization and their interactions with modern technology. A village elder discovers a television and the tribe is fascinated with the new object, becoming overly-obsessed, and eventually hailing it as a god. One villager sees its evil nature and must find a way to destroy it.

With its minimalist colors and quirky sounds, Bendito Machine III is full of symbolism and certainly one of the best flash animations I’ve seen.

Edit: It seems one can only watch Bendito Machine IIIon Vimeo, so head there or watch the YouTube version below:

Bendito Machine I and II are after the jump.

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Music Video Clips Weirdness

1/2 Price: The Legless Rapper

It’s amazing to see the kinds of adversity humankind can overcome. Take 1/2 Price for example. Despite missing the bottom half of this body, this rapper is having the time of his life, hopping around with his homies, playing video games, drinking beer in a kiddies pool, and boning the bitches that have legs. He has even made a rap video.

Found via Buzzfeed.

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Music Video Clips Weirdness

Signs By Bloc Party

This is a video of an Armand Van Helden remix of a Bloc Party song “Signs”. Why would this interest you? Well it’s weird, creepy, and includes a singing vagina. And who can resist that?

Check it out.

Found on Kanye West’s blog.

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Arty Inspirational Designs Video Clips Weirdness

Muto, A Fantastic Wall-Painted Animation

This is totally awesome/weird/hypnotising. Muto is an animation by Italian graffiti artist BLU and is painted on public walls in Buenos Aires and in Baden (fantoche).

And here’s a small gallery of the frankly very odd things he’s painted on walls in different parts of the world.

More at Blublu.org – via Design Boom.

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Video Clips Weirdness

Synchronized Face Electrocution

After creating a violin-playing robot, a teacher robot, and a fashion model she-bot, the Japanese scientists were happy with the part they are playing in the forthcoming robot apocalypse. They had some time to mess around so they hooked these four chaps up to a battery and made their faces dance.

Found on Buzzfeed.

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Music Video Clips Weirdness

Printer Jam

Assaulting your ears was Mistabishi with the track Printer Jam taken off his new album Drop. The video was done by Tin Spider – via Laughing Squid.