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The UK police are on the lookout for a “dangerously radioactive” college principal wanted on child porn charges. Thomas Leopold, who had been given large doses of radiation for a thyroid condition, skipped bail shortly and is roaming the country.
“Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke.”
Full article at The Guardian | Animation by B3ta.
Sometimes you have to state the obvious. Just like the “Do not use intimately” warning sign found on a deodorant sticks.
Found at Bits & Pieces.
“Alt Porn” (naked women with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace now. The Suicide Girls kicked off the movement, making even more pictures of naked girls available on the Interwebs. They are hardly alternative – most of these pinup vixens look like models but you can’t please everyone I suppose. Since their inception many copycat sites have sprung up, but the Suicide Girls will always hold a special place in people’s pants hearts (at USD 4.00 a month).
Here’s a small gallery.
77 sexy Suicide Girls can be seen at COED Magazine.
Sexy calendars and pictures of topless models in tabloid newspapers really do lead men to think of women as objects, research shows.
When men are shown images of women in bikinis, the part of the brain they use when thinking about DIY tools and other objects lights up.
At the same time, the region they use to try to tune into another person’s thoughts and feelings tunes down, brain scans showed.
Ha! No great surprise there – women have known this forever – someone needs to give these scientists something real to do with their time. Read more here.
Quite frankly the only time Sports Illustrated gets my attention is when the Swimsuit Edition comes out. And the prestigious 2009 cover went to 23-year old Israeli model Bar Refaeli. This time I might actually buy the magazine instead of sneaking off to the cleaning aisle at the Supermarket to sweatily paw through it. The missus gets terribly embarrassed and tells passers-by that I’m special.
For those remotely interested in fashion, Refaeli’ wears a string bikini by Missoni, the photo is modern, her hair and swimsuit look natural. You see her freckles. And so does Leonardo DiCaprio who happens to be her boyfriend. She’s been in the S.I.’s swimsuit edition three times already, but this is her first time on the cover. Blah blah blah. I know what you want, hit the jump already!
Holy Freakin’ Bazookas Batman! Here at the Onelargeprawn blog we flit one crazyhead to another. And here’s the next exhibit at the circus. Brazil-born Sheyla Hershey is the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts, measuring in at an outrageous 38KKK!
5’3″ Hershey who lives in Houston, Texas, was a back-aching 34 FFF after eight surgeries, but she had dreams of even bigger mammaries. Texas law restrained her from getting the surgery done in the US – the state limits the amount of silicone that a person put in their body before it will, oh I don’t know, KILL THEM. To solve that issue, Hershey flew back to her native Brazil where sill health laws don’t apply as much, and got the necessary enhancements to push her to 38KKK.
Hit the jump for more pics. [Warning: very bad use of Photoshop filters]
Dominique Fisher is madder than a bag of ferrets. After meeting random man Wayne Robinson in Blackpool UK, she invited him to go to her flat in Blackburn the next day, for a “cup of tea”. Being the sex-loving type, Wayne happily agreed, and after the festivities, promptly went to bed. Drunk-as-fuck, he slept soundly through the night. And in the morning he woke up, not to breakfast in bed, but to find that she had carved “Dominique” on his right shoulder! He also had multiple slashes on his left shoulder and arm and a star design on his back.
Horrified Wayne had this to say about being branded:
“When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.”
“I’m scarred for life. I wish I’d never met her. I thought I was going there for a good time and if I’d known what was going to happen I’d never have gone near her flat.”
Full article at The Sun.
The nearly 40 year old Jennifer Aniston still has all the bits in the right places. After posing in nothing but an inappropriatly placed necktie for the cover of GQ Magazine’s January 2009 issue, she was noticed by the wandering eyes of Sir Sexalot, Hugh Hefner. The Hef offered a record-breaking USD 4 million for Aniston to recreate her nude GQ cover shoot for Playboy.
She politely declined Playboy’s offer, reportedly telling magazine boss Hefner that GQ was art, but Playboy is SEX. Hell’s horses, for 4 million bucks, I’d certainly show of my enormous tackle (currently waiting for Guinness to verify its awesomeness), but hey, good for her and her upstanding morals. As I always say, “With a great rack, comes great responsibility.”
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Mel Ramos is an American Pop Artist who produced art that celebrated aspects of popular culture as represented in mass media. And by art I mean nude pin-ups posing next to large, out-of place, and somewhat phallic objects like cigars and coke bottles.
Hit the jump to see more. [NFSW]
Any adult fan of Lego will tell you, the following LEGO ads are goddamn FAKE. In fact, some have found it a big insult to the adult LEGO fan community, who apparently spends their days in damp basements building tasteful large scale models, and not making horny hos.
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An avid rabid adult Lego fan also mentioned that one can’t even build these models – the geometry is all wrong and the curves are represented badly. In any case it turns out these are actually part of a series entitled Pixxxel by Jean Yves Lemoigne for Amusment Magazine.
– via Adgoodness.