The other day, like every day, I went to the office restroom to do my business. If you’re like me I pray on the way that I will have the entire place to myself. Eighty percent of the time I usually am, but it’s that twenty percent that is filled with hilarity.
How many times have you guys walked, wanting to drop a dookie, seen the stall in use and proceeded to wash your hands like you came in to do that? So as to let the unknown person in the stall, who doesn’t know it’s you, know you didnt come in for a dump. Sitting on the can enjoying a good dump and someone walks in and you have to halt proceedings. And you can’t even let a peep out, as the restrooms have such beautiful acoustics. And no communication whatsoever is allowed. This entails no eye contact, speaking to fellow patrons or using a cellphone. Granted, a nod or grunt of acknowledgement is acceptable, BUT no eye contact!
I still have no idea what the protocol is in the women’s restroom and anyway that place is still a mystery to me. But for all us men, the trip to the little boy’s room is always an adventure that ends with either satisfaction or horrible embarrassment.
In case you have been breaking some of the rules or have no idea you have been, here’s a video to learn from.
7 replies on “Silence is Golden!”
silence IS golden, so stfu and get rich :D
i wish more people knew about the etiquette. there are couple guys at work that not only have no shame, but wish to broadcast their conquests to all and sundry.
while its mildly amusing in some cases, it’s not always appreciated :poop:
And why is it, to this very day, that some guys will not lift the seat before taking a pee? These SOBS annoy the hell outta me.
yup… that and not flushing!! floaters delight is not so delightful.
coupled with the guys that take a dump and dont make sure its flushed properly before leaving…. :no:
why are some guys so afraid of what they did? Flush again dude!!!!
And what are these guys eating that makes their pooh so difficult to flush away?
Hilarious, great find Macross :yes:
One time in the office, I walked into the stall to find the toilet had clogged up and shreds of nasty poo were swirling around in the bowl. I did an in-kotch.
An office-wide email from HR informed us that that too much two-ply toilet paper was used and thus clogged up the pipes. Since then only one-ply is available and it is mandatory to double-flush.
But besides the toilet abuse, it’s still funny how we ignore each other when we meet there.