I’ve stepped in a lot of dog shit over the years. One time I trod on some in a car park and inadvertently rubbed it into the carpet of my office. It took a while for the smell to get to my nose, but when it did, I nearly passed out. That was human poo though.
In any case, a good walk in the public parks can easily be ruined by an unsightly poo that an irresponsible dog-owner neglected to pick up. This problem can be prevented with this useful excrement collector. Dubbed the PooTrap, the device consists of a harness that connects to a poo bag which is placed over your dog’s butthole. It might be utterly humiliating for your pet, but when she/he feels the need to evacuate, the faeces fall into the bag. How convenient for you.
I think it’s time to speak to my DA councillor about having the PooTrap passed as a law. I smell a good business opportunity here.
5 replies on “PooTrap for Dogs”
NASTY NASTY!
Have they got one for old people as well?
Is it just me or is the picture of the turd a blur.
The poo has been blurred out to protect our sensitive readers ;)
Can you imagine the dog’s shock when it does its obligatory walk round the poo site and sees nothing. Wooohoooo!
I can’t imagine the dogs will like this too much. One time I put a walking harness on our fluffy cat (R.I.P Dorian Grey) – he stumbled around in circles for a bit and then just lay on the ground until I took it off.