OnelargeprawnThe act of drawing (or tattooing if you’re feeling frivolous) a “cartoon-ish” moustache on the inside of your index finger and then holding the finger to your upper lip.
Let us know if you’ve made a fingerstache and we’ll put it up here.
Whichever way you try it, bestiality is impractical. But that didn’t prevent a drunk Russian man from trying to get jiggy with a furry raccoon. The raccoon, Mildred (*not real name*) obviously had a headache or didn’t want to put out on the first date, and promptly spurned Alexander Kirilov’s advances by biting off his penis!
Plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
Full article at The Sun.
Tessa Farmer’s miniature sculptures reinvigorate a belief in fairies, but not the fantasia as you know it. These fairies and hell’s angels are more sinister and goth, skipping the bus trip to wonderland in favour of torturing the insects around them.
Farmer’s mutated fairies stand barely 1cm tall and are created from plant, tree roots, and dead insects.
See more fairies after the jump.
Mel Ramos is an American Pop Artist who produced art that celebrated aspects of popular culture as represented in mass media. And by art I mean nude pin-ups posing next to large, out-of place, and somewhat phallic objects like cigars and coke bottles.
Hit the jump to see more. [NFSW]
Rapping isn’t all about who’s got the biggest gun, dick, or phattest collection of cars. These hulking brutes of men have a softer sides too, using sweet, sweet words to let the ladies know how they feel.
With songs like U Need Dick In Your Life, Sweat of My Balls, and Ass On Your Shoulders it’s quite clear that rap music is romantic and shit, aaiiight homey?
Hit the jump to see the full list of the 69 sexiest rap songs.
Proudly showing you how much I pay attention to music news, I bring you news from 2007. A singer/songwriter/producer called Rench created a mashup album of bluegrass and hip-hop and called it Gangstagrass. The album includes 22 tracks that mashes samples of the bluegrass banjo, dobro, fiddle, and mandolin with the lyrics of relatively unknown hip hop emcees. It’s a free download and available at Gangstagrass.com.
If you download it and it turns out good, then please let me know. I’d hate to waste my pitiful Internet cap on doo-doo.
The drug war is commonplace in Mexico City; the nation is used to seeing the headless torsos of drug war victims strewn across the streets. But the less than savoury recipes of 45-year old Santiago Meza López, a “disposal expert” working for a Tijuana drug cartel, has gripped the public’s attention.
López confessed to getting rid of over 300 bodies killed by hit men working for Teodoro “El Teo” García Simental, who is vying for control of the Tijuana drug trafficking cartel. López dissolved the corpses in vats of acid and was paid USD 600.00 a week. He came to be known as “El Pozolero” – a pozole is a traditional Mexican stew made of hominy, pork and chilies; it is important to keep stirring the soup while it is on the stove so all the flavours meld together.
Statistically his busiest time was in December 2007, when he pozoled 32 bodies. In his defense, he claimed to have only dissolved men. Chivalrous maybe, but perhaps women made the stew taste funny. I dunno.
Full article at the Times Online.
A music video by Flight of the Conchords. After Bret unwittingly bankrupts the band, Jemaine thinks they should contemplate prostitution considering “all the ladies are crazy for my sugar lumps.”
– via Milk and Cookies.
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, updated for the 21st century. Now with cars, bitches, and bling.
Click Play or go to College Humor.
– via Blame it on The Voices.
Awww, my cold heart melted just a little. And now I’m hungry.