Year: 2009

Alt Porn With The Suicide Girls

Post author By prawn1
Post date February 21, 2009
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“Alt Porn” (naked women with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace now. The Suicide Girls kicked off the movement, making even more pictures of naked girls available on the Interwebs. They are hardly alternative – most of these pinup vixens look like models but you can’t please everyone I suppose. Since their inception many copycat sites have sprung up, but the Suicide Girls will always hold a special place in people’s pants hearts (at USD 4.00 a month).

Here’s a small gallery.

77 sexy Suicide Girls can be seen at COED Magazine.

Tags COED Magazine, emo, goth, pinups, sexy girls, suicide girls, tattoos

Gaming News

Video Games vs The Real World

Post author By prawn1
Post date February 20, 2009
2 Comments on Video Games vs The Real World

Some people tend to poo-poo video games saying they are aimed at anti-social hermits who’d rather spend more time living in a digital world than in the real one. This is not such a bad thing, according to Games Radar who’ve drawn up some 30 comparisons between video games and the real world, fairly proving that playing in weird and wonderful game worlds is a great escape from the dull real world.

A pudgy Italian plumber who battles the turtle-like Koopa race and rescues the princess versus some boring dude with a spanner who might piss in your sink depending on how you’ve treated him.

Top-heavy, gun-toting, hot-pant-wearing Lara Croft versus some frumpy ladies digging with toothpicks.

Going in guns blazing versus setting in a muddy trench eating mud soup.

For more, hit up the full article at Games Radar.

BONUS: Directed by Frank Budgen, Double Life was a TV spot that aired in 1999 and romanticized gaming culture. Check it out below or go to YouTube.

– thanks Mark!

Tags comparisons, overrated, video games

Awesomeness Movies

Exposed: 15 Iconic Movie Masks

Post author By prawn1
Post date February 20, 2009

From freakish aliens hunters to serial killers to shadowy freedom fighters, masks are used to hide identities, create panic, or inspire hope. Join Unreality Magazine as they count down the 15 iconic movie masks that have been permanently etched in our minds.

Tags heroes, movie masks, villians

Music Video Clips

Roots of Breakdance

Soviet Army dance ensemble + Run DMC = The invention of breakdancing in the mid-1900s.

Click play or go to YouTube.

– via Kottke.org.

Tags breakdance, Run DMC, russian folk dancing

Awesomeness Useful/Useless Info

Horoscopes I like

Post author By Lucy Furr
Post date February 20, 2009

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
Your foot will fall asleep this Thursday, but not before draining a full bottle of whiskey, throwing up in an abandoned parking lot, and repeatedly calling its ex-wife on the phone.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 20
The ghost of Richard Dean Anderson will soon pay you a visit and spend the entire time insisting he’s not dead yet.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 21
This week be sure to pray to St. Harold, the Patron Saint of Falling Down The Basement Stairs, Shattering Both Your Hips, And Laying Paralyzed Until Someone Gets Home.

Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Cancer had its latest prediction all set to go, but then it found out about this cool new thing called Twitter, and well…you understand.

Read the rest of these hilarious horoscopes after the jump.

Tags funny, horoscope, stars, the onion

Cautionary Tales Weirdness

The Cycle of Life: Man Burns Dog, Dog Burns House, House Burns Man

Post author By prawn1
Post date February 20, 2009
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McAllen, Texas – In an odd case of Hispanic-on-Pomeranian violence, a 35-year old man is being charged with arson after he doused a small puppy with fuel and ignited the dog inside his girlfriend’s house. The flaming Pomeranian ran about the apartment, and set alight some fuel that the man had spilt on the floor. That fire then burnt the man, his girlfriend, and part of the house’s interior.

The man is being treated for severe burns over much of his body, and once an arrest warrant has been issued, could face attempted murder, aggravated assault, and animal cruelty charges. The Pomeranian also survived the attack, coming away with little or no injury.

Full article at TheMonitor – via Plime.

Tags animal cruelty, arson, fires, pomeranians

Awesomeness Cartoons & Comics

Techno Music

Post author By Lucy Furr
Post date February 20, 2009

Yup this is exactly the way I feel about crapno techno music.

More brilliance at Toothpaste For Dinner.

Tags techno, techno music, Toothpaste for dinner

Cautionary Tales

Old Wrestler Body Slams Roomate to Death

Post author By prawn1
Post date February 20, 2009

Grizzled Minnesota wrestling dude Verne Gagne, 82, is under police investigation after body-slamming nursing home roommate Helmut R. Gutmann, 97, to the floor on January 26th. Gutmann cracked a hip, bashed his noggin, and died 3 weeks later. Ironically the two men had been in a public lobby of the Friendship Village memory loss unit when the incident happened. Gagne suffered from Alzheimer’s and Gutmann had dementia, so the cause of the fight is unknown.

Full article at TwinCities – via Asylum.

Tags nursing home violence, wrestling

Arty Awesomeness Inspirational Designs

Anything to declare? Satirical luggage.

Post author By Lucy Furr
Post date February 20, 2009
2 Comments on Anything to declare? Satirical luggage.

Very clever French designer Pink Wolf has made a series of suitcases that look like they’re carrying illegal items such as guns, knives and even an axe. Carrying one of these will definitely make your plane trip one to remember, unless of course you happen to be lucky enough to deal with that most elusive of creatures – airport security with a brain cell and a sense of humour.

I found this on Neatorama.