Onelargeprawn
There’s an old Russian proverb that says “Поскольку Вы готовили овсянку, так должен Вы есть это”. Yea I couldn’t read it either, but it has something to do with eating the horrible porridge that you cooked. This holds true for these unfortunate individuals who are marked with some pretty horrendous tattoos.
More tattoo fails at English Russia.
Acid in the Ice Cream is a new series from illustrator Zach Johnsen from Zenvironments. Pretty awesome, no?
Here at the Onelargeprawn blog, we’re for edumacation. Knowledge never goes wasted, however obscure or insignificant it may be. And today we investigate the age-old problem of how to properly take a leak whilst possessing an enormous erection. Here are some techniques to prevent you from splashing the floor, the wall, or worse yourself.
Strong Arming
The brute force method that involves bending your member downwards towards the bowl. Ensure correct pressure is applied – too little could cause awkward spraying, too much could result in possible breakage of the device. In some cases, this technique constricts the flow of urine too much.
The Lunge
If happen to have a down-ward facing erection, simply lunge forward to angle the stream into the bowl. Caution is needed towards the end when your streams becomes weaker- adjust your lunge to avoid unnecessary spillage.
The Superman
A technique reserved for the superhero in you. Mount the bowl in a single bound and pretend your flying. A cape can be added for that authentic look.
More techniques can be found at SEXHAX.
I’ve half a mind to go to that meeting on schizophrenia tonight, but I’d rather spend the time playing Schizophrenzy. In this oddball platformer, you play John K. Facey, a P.I. with a big problem – you’re insane. That and the town mayor is trying to kill you. Oh and you need to find a floating baby wearing a bunny mask. During the game, you’ll experience paranoid hallucinations and delusions that can be kept in check by finding blue pills to keep you “sanity” level topped up.
Why you should be careful when using Google to snag images. Click to see bigger.
– via Blame it on The Voices.
A kitty sneaks up on a rabbit and attacks. The revenge is swift and just.
– via Hahakiri.
Tuesday, it’s like the other Monday and my mind starts to wonder…about robot getting boinked by dinosaurs. And it appears I’m not the only one who thinks about such things.
What has been seen cannot be unseen. More at Dinosaurs Fucking Robots – via Blog of Hilarity.
A tale of love and love lost in stick-figure town.
– via The Daily What.
From the people behind I Can Has Cheezburger comes 140pedia, a site that enables users to create and share their explanations of things. Each entry needs to fit within the Twitter 140 character limit.
It’s early days yet but here are some of the better entries:
Milkshake (literary device)
A thing that brings all the males to the grassy field. Also may be, a thing that is drunk by an oil prospecting neighbor.
Douchebag (Noun)
An ape-like male creature w/ a fetish for tiny shirts that show man-nipples. Often overexposed w/ tanning lotion n hair spray.
Brokeback Mountain (Film)
2 non-gay dudes go 2 gayest named mt. ever n learn dey r teh gay. Hot priv. gay love ensues. Str8 guys cry on viewing
Submit your explanations at 140pedia – via Laughing Squid.
A sculpture of breasts by Chinese artist Shu Yong designed to increase people’s appreciation for natural curves in a country where plastic surgery is booming. Shu’s work is now being showcased to a rural audience.
I think this may have missed its mark. Upon viewing these oversize mammaries, rural men are going to insist their wives get work done to look more natural.
Image from The First Post – via Buzzfeed.