With the internet being what it is, new memes are as virulent as those unsolicited STDs you caught on the weekend (don’t worry I won’t tell anyone). And Ceiling Cat is a character spawned by the popular Lolcat meme. Word has it that the voyeuristic feline teleports between houses and pokes his head through holes in the ceiling. Why? To watch people masturbate. See below.
I can imagine you are about to pose this question: “But I don’t have a hole in my ceiling. Will this guarantee I won’t get spotted?“
The answer is NO – If there is no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one, so it’s advisable to put your cock away.
Perving aside, Ceiling Cat can lay waste to planets with his eye lazers. Oh, he also hates Jews.
BONUS: Ceiling Cat now available in papercraft!
Make your own and stick him anywhere.
2 replies on “Adventures in Memedom: Ceiling Cat”
:-D That’s funny. If you’ve ever been watched by a cat while on the toilet you will know how disconcerting cat attention is…
Hey remember Rachel from our previous job? When she was on the toilet, one of her cats would come around and spray her leg. Disconcerting – yes. Digusting – totally.