What the hell is this? If you thought it was a medieval siege weapon, or something used to hunt whales, you’d be sorely mistaken.
This contraption is called The Plow and is classified as a premiere fucking machine according to its website [NSFW – porn].
Priced in the $500 to S750 range, The Plow is being marketed to people who need a sex machine that won’t break the bank (but it may break your privates). It features a quiet motor, stroke adjustability, and is powder coated in gloss black for beauty. It comes with the standard attachment system but optional dildos can be purchased.
This machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to focus more on your pleasure and less on your mechanical abilities.
Read more about 17 more disturbing sex toys at Cracked.com [NSFW].
[via Asylum]
10 replies on “This Sex Toy Could Mangle Your Privates!”
See i understand the dildos and vibes. But this terminator style contraption I never understood. what is the appeal?
I guess it is for women who love to shove random things where they shouldn’t…
now they can do it hands free, so they can use the remote and watch the soapies on tv…
If i was female… i would be scared… very scared….
At least it has a nice black matt finnish… needs some crome though… (not including the arrow head)
Hey hey now let’s be fair – there are a surprising number of men out there who enjoy shoving “random things where they shouldn’t” – I saw it on Oprah OK. :devil: Not that I make a point of watching Oprah, or programs in general about men shoving things up their batties.
um…. no….
some places are for off loading only!!!!
and opra had a show about men sticking things up their what???? i gotta see that!
Yup Oprah had a whole show on married men who secretly have sex with other men. It was disturbing.
I totally agree with you about ye old exit hole but there really are some people (men and women) with strange habits out there.
I suppose it doubles up as self-defense device to stun an intruder in your house. And then use it to violate them. That’ll teach them a lesson!
I love you way of thinking…
well I guess that Pooch pooh bag will be needed after a session.
You ain’t seen nuttin:
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/
nice porn link… i am still scared…