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Coming Soon: Stem-Cell Boob Jobs

The debate over the use of stem cells is usually a heated one, and to add more fuel to the fire is a new stem cell therapy that offers “natural” breast augmentation, with a reduction in stomach fat as an added bonus. The treatment involves extracting stem cells from spare fat on the stomach (or thighs) and growing them in a woman’s breasts.

The stem-cell enhanced breasts would feel more natural as the tissue would have the same softness as the rest of the breast, and there won’t be any leakage as might be the case with foreign implants. An increase of one cup size is the likely outcome, and the cost of the procedure is GBP 6,500.

No doubt, it’ll only be a matter of time before men too can use their spare fat deposits to augment their wangs (no offense to anyone people called Wang). The term “hung like a horse” may soon become commonplace.

Read the full article at the Times Online – via Asylum.

PS: Can anyone guess whose mammaries are shown in the photo?

9 replies on “Coming Soon: Stem-Cell Boob Jobs”

I’d have a fund set up to aid these women in getting their self confidence back with this procedure.

@Gavin & Mo: Yes, yes it is. If you haven’t guessed yet, those puppies belong to Keeley Hazell ;)

@Macross: Good man. If you were running for office, I’d certainly vote for your boob-enhancing campaign. Of course, I would have to be made the “quality assurance” inspector.

That’s not a bad idea, we would need a bloke with a real “hands-on” approach to that job. Hope you up to working some overtime.