For those days at work when you’ve reached breaking point and don’t mind being hauled in for disciplinary action (been there, done that, got the 6-month suspended sentence) or possibly fired.
- I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
- I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
- I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Many more snaps at Funtasticus.